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#government-ghoul#stupid-fool#no-plates

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People think they're a fool but they're really a government ghoul. They drive around with no license plates and stand in the middle of the street staring at their phone like it's got answers.
A f'ghoul stood in the middle of the sidewalk like he was waiting for a sign from God.
I saw one driving a minivan with no plates and no idea where he was going.
He was texting with both hands and didn't notice the bus coming.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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They're not a fool they're a federal ghoul. They stand in the open like they're on a mission and their phone is the only thing that makes sense.
He was standing on the corner like he was doing a secret government thing.
She was texting with her whole face and didn't look up when the cop waved her down.
He walked into the store, looked at his phone, and walked out again.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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They're not a fool they're a government ghoul. They drive around with no plates and stand in the street like they're waiting for a message from the president.
I saw a f'ghoul standing on the sidewalk like he was getting a direct message from the president.
He drove by with no plates and no idea where he was going.
She was texting so hard her phone fell out of her hand.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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They're not a fool they're a government ghoul. They drive with no license plates and stand in the middle of the street like they're waiting for a call from the White House.
He was standing on the street like he was waiting for a call from the president.
She was texting with both hands and didn't see the truck coming.
He drove around with no plates like he was hiding from the law.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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They're not a fool they're a government ghoul. They drive around with no plates and stand in the middle of the street like they're trying to talk to their phone.
He stood in the street like he was trying to talk to his phone.
She was texting with one hand and eating a taco with the other.
He drove by with no plates and no idea where he was going.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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They're not a fool they're a government ghoul. They drive with no license plates and stand in the middle of the street like they're waiting for a message from the universe.
He was standing on the sidewalk like he was waiting for the universe to speak to him.
She was texting so hard her phone broke.
He drove around with no plates and no plan.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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