F.G.A.R.

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F. G. A. R. is a bunch of weirdos who party like they're trying to forget they're ugly. They hang out in a club in Craiova, and they've been doing this nonsense since the 1700s. It got so bad that punks started showing up just to mock them.
Portable charger, bro. I'm outta juice.
Bubu-yala! Let's dance like no one's watching.
La shaturi, I'm gonna beat you up if you don't take my drink.
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F. G. A. R. is a club so old it probably remembers when Danystuu was a kid. Now it's run by a bunch of COCALARI who think they're the kings of the world and use stupid slang to sound cool.
Baterie externa dar nu pentru ce credeti voi, I just want my phone to work.
Portable charger, I'm gonna need more than that.
Bubu-yala, I'm gonna light you on fire.
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F. G. A. R. is like a middle school dance but for adults who still think they're cool. It started in the mountains and now it's a disaster zone run by a guy named Danystuu and his COCALARI army.
La shaturi, I'm going to make you eat my leftovers.
Baterie externa dar nu pentru ce credeti voi, I just want my phone to stop dying.
Portable charger, I'm gonna punch you if you don't help me.
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F. G. A. R. is a club so loud it could wake up the dead. It's been around forever, and now it's overrun by COCALARI who think they're the best thing since sliced bread and use stupid slang to make people confused.
Bubu-yala, I'm gonna dance until you're tired.
Portable charger, I'm not gonna let you run out of juice.
La shaturi, I'm gonna make you do my homework.
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F. G. A. R. is like a group of people who think they're the most important people in Craiova. They party like it's the end of the world and use silly phrases to sound fancy.
Baterie externa dar nu pentru ce credeti voi, I just want to survive this night.
Portable charger, I'm gonna need more than that.
La shaturi, I'm gonna make you take my seat.
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