F.F.F.F.

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A single night of sex with some random person. Everyone thought this was cool in the 80's. Who knows why.

My cousin had an F. F. F. F. at the mall food court. He still talks about it.

My mom said she had one with the guy who sold her the car. He was a creep.

My neighbor had an F. F. F. F. with the pizza guy. Now he brings us free cheese.

Flava Flav and the Funky Fresh. These guys were so big, they made the whole West look like a tiny town.

My uncle said Flava Flav could bench press my whole family.

My cousin thinks Funky Fresh is the reason the West has so much traffic.

My mom said Flava Flav could eat an entire pizza in one bite.

Fat, Forty, Female, and Fertile. This is for women with big guts and a lot of kids. Fertile means she had three or more kids.

My aunt is an F. F. F. F. She had six kids and still eats three pizzas at once.

My cousin’s mom is an F. F. F. F. She had four kids and still works full time.

My neighbor is an F. F. F. F. She had five kids and still has time to gossip.

Find, finger, fuck, forget. This is what guys do when they promise to sleep with a bunch of girls or just don’t want a real relationship.

My brother said he had a F. F. F. F. pact with his friend. They had to sleep with ten girls.

My cousin used F. F. F. F. to get out of a relationship. He just said forget.

My uncle said F. F. F. F. was his way of life. He never remembered any of them.

Furry Furtistic Furfag Faggsy. This is for people who like animals and are also total faggots.

My friend dressed up as a Furry Furtistic Furfag Faggsy for Halloween. He wore a dog costume and said he was a faggot.

My cousin said his dog was a Furry Furtistic Furfag Faggsy. It barked at everyone.

My neighbor has a Furry Furtistic Furfag Faggsy club. They all wear furs and say faggot.