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Flirt and forget means you cheat on your ex by flirting with new people so you can forget your ex ever existed.
"I'm doing f&f, so I'm gonna flirt with every guy in this bar."
"I'm doing f&f, so I'm gonna flirt with the barista."
"I'm doing f&f, so I'm gonna flirt with my dog."
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Friends and Family is a group of people who are either your friends or your family, and they are the only people who won't judge you when you are being a total idiot.
"My friends and family are the only ones who know I failed my math test."
"My friends and family are the only ones who know I cried in public."
"My friends and family are the only ones who know I ate the whole cake."
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Food and fuck is when you eat a big meal and then go have sex with someone, because you're too full to do anything else.
"I did food and fuck, and I'm now too full to move."
"I did food and fuck, and I'm now too full to talk."
"I did food and fuck, and I'm now too full to think."
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Fast and Firm is like a brotherly greeting, used when you sign off a letter to your brother, like you're saying "dear brother" but with more swearing.
"I'm signing off with fast and firm, because I'm being a total idiot."
"I'm signing off with fast and firm, because I'm being a total idiot again."
"I'm signing off with fast and firm, because I'm being a total idiot for the third time."
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Who the hell is this? You're scaring me, dude is what you say when someone texts you at 3 a. m. and you're too tired to deal with it.
"Who the hell is this? You're scaring me, dude."
"Who the hell is this? You're scaring me, dude again."
"Who the hell is this? You're scaring me, dude for the third time."
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This position is when the girl is lying on her back and the guy is face-fucking her and fingering her at the same time, which is the worst way to have sex ever.
"I tried that position and it was the worst."
"I tried that position and it was the worst again."
"I tried that position and it was the worst for the third time."
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Four twenty forever forever four twenty is when you get tattoos of ffff because you love the number four and the word twenty, and you're a total idiot.
"My tattoos are ffff because I love four and twenty."
"My tattoos are ffff because I love four and twenty again."
"My tattoos are ffff because I love four and twenty for the third time."
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