Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst kind of chaos when you lose your mind and everything else

My dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me. F. E. T. M.

I failed my test and my crush didn't text me back. F. E. T. M.

My pants fell down in front of the principal. F. E. T. M.

2

when everything that's alive gets cursed by the devil

My goldfish died. My cat stared at me. F. E. T. M.

The teacher gave me a pop quiz. The lights flickered. F. E. T. M.

My phone died and my mom was mad. F. E. T. M.

3

when your life turns into a horror movie with no happy ending

My math test was impossible. My dog barked at me. F. E. T. M.

I spilled my cereal on my shirt. My mom screamed. F. E. T. M.

My crush ignored me. My lunch was soggy. F. E. T. M.

4

when you lose all your hope and everything else goes to hell

My dog ate my math test. My mom yelled. F. E. T. M.

My crush didn't text me. My phone died. F. E. T. M.

I failed my test and my dog got a treat. F. E. T. M.

5

when you're so mad everything that moves gets a death sentence

I failed my test. My dog barked. My mom yelled. F. E. T. M.

My crush didn't text me. My phone died. My math teacher hates me. F. E. T. M.

My lunch was soggy. My dog got a treat. My mom screamed. F. E. T. M.