Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dog that got its butt kicked so hard it forgot how to wag its tail.

My dog tried to steal my pizza. Now he's an F'dog.

That mutt got left in the hot sun for three hours. F'dog status confirmed.

The mailman ran over my dog. Now it's an F'dog for life.

2

A dog that got so embarrassed it peed on the floor and then ran away.

My dog saw me in pajamas. Now it's an F'dog.

The dog got caught eating my homework. F'dog for life.

The dog tried to flirt with my cat. Now it's an F'dog.

3

A dog that got cursed by a witch and now it's forever sad.

The dog walked into a cursed forest. Now it's an F'dog.

A witch turned my dog into an F'dog because it stole her socks.

My dog got hexed and now it's an F'dog.

4

A dog that got so beaten up it now walks like it's in pain every day.

My dog got hit by a car. Now it's an F'dog.

That dog got thrown out of a window. Now it's an F'dog.

The dog got kicked by a kid. Now it's an F'dog.

5

A dog that got so tired from running it now just lays there like a dead log.

My dog ran all day. Now it's an F'dog.

That dog ran from a bear. Now it's an F'dog.

The dog ran through a lake. Now it's an F'dog.