Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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So f'diculous it makes your brain shut down and cry

My math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5 and I lost my mind.

My mom tried to explain taxes and I walked out.

My brother said he’s a superhero and I threw a shoe.

2

So f'diculous it could be the reason the moon is broken

My dog ate my homework and I failed math.

My sister tried to cook and set the house on fire.

My dad said he’s a wizard and I called him a liar.

3

So f'diculous it’s like your brain just got stabbed with a taco

My teacher said 1 + 1 = 3 and I screamed.

My little brother tried to juggle and failed 10 times.

My mom said she’s a rockstar and I laughed until I cried.

4

So f'diculous it could make a dinosaur cry and throw a tantrum

My math teacher said 2 + 2 = 6 and I cried.

My brother said he’s a vampire and I threw a pillow at him.

My dog tried to dance and fell over.

5

So f'diculous it’s like your brain is screaming in a pizza box

My teacher said the sky is green and I lost it.

My mom tried to sing and it was like a cat being tortured.

My brother tried to do a magic trick and it went wrong.

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So f'diculous it could be the reason the sun stopped shining

My teacher said 3 + 3 = 8 and I had a meltdown.

My dog tried to talk and it was like a toddler.

My little brother said he’s a king and I laughed so hard I snorted.