F.D.H

My cousin is an F. D. H. He interrupts every conversation just to brag about his video game stats.

My teacher called me an F. D. H. because I laughed at his bad joke instead of doing my math homework.

My neighbor is an F. D. H. He yells at the mailman every Tuesday just because he's bored.

My friend's dog is an F. D. H. He barks at the vacuum cleaner like it's a battle royale.

My brother is an F. D. H. He thinks he's a superhero just because he wore a cape once.

My mom is an F. D. H. She screams at the TV like it's her enemy.

My dad is an F. D. H. He says he can beat anyone in a race, even though he tripped over a cat last week.

My friend's cat is an F. D. H. It stares at the wall like it's the most important thing in the universe.

My teacher is an F. D. H. She says she's the best teacher ever, but I failed her class.