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fuck dat. mostly used by black folks when they're too lazy to say the full phrase
Bro, I'm not going to that party. Fuck dat!
She said she'd show up. Fuck dat, she didn't show.
He tried to explain. Fuck dat, I left.
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a big fuckin' deal is when something tiny gets all the hype it deserves
This concert was a big fuckin' deal. It had two songs.
That promotion was a big fuckin' deal. He got a better chair.
That pizza was a big fuckin' deal. It had cheese.
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f/d means you're so messed up you might need a mop and a curse
He got into a fight with a mop. F/d.
She ate a whole cake and cried. F/d.
He tried to walk and fell. F/d.
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eat a fat dick is what you yell when someone's giving you the worst vibes
He said he'd come. Eat a fat dick, he didn't show.
She said she'd help. Eat a fat dick, she left.
He said he'd do it. Eat a fat dick, he did it wrong.
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fresh to death is when you look so fly you could steal the spotlight from a celebrity
He showed up in a suit. Fresh to death.
She walked in wearing glitter. Fresh to death.
He had the best shoes. Fresh to death.
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flirty dirty is when you're cute enough to flirt but not mean enough to punch someone
He smiled at me. Flirty dirty.
She winked at me. Flirty dirty.
He said hi. Flirty dirty.
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f/d defines how strong a man's hips move when he's trying to impress someone
He did the dance. F/d was 10/10.
He tried to move. F/d was 3/10.
He danced like a robot. F/d was 2/10.
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