F.C.W.M

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The first time you chug Monster and it hits you like a punch to the gut. It's bitter as hell but you can't stop. You're hooked before you even finish the can. Also called the Energy Hook.
I drank Monster for the first time and it tasted like a cursed coffee. Still drank the whole can.
First sip of Monster and I felt like I was being tortured. Still ordered another.
Tried Monster once. It was like drinking a demon. Now I'm addicted.
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The moment you drink Monster and it tastes like a mix of poison and coffee. You hate it at first but then you can't live without it. That's the F. C. W. M.
First Monster sip was like a slap from a ghost. Now I'm begging for more.
I thought Monster was the worst. Now I drink it every day like it's my religion.
Tasted Monster like it was a curse. Now I'm a monster lover.
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The first time you take a hit of Monster and it's like the devil himself is in your mouth. But you keep drinking it like it's the only thing keeping you alive.
First Monster drink was like a nightmare. Still can't stop.
I drank Monster for the first time and felt like I was being burned alive. Still want more.
Tried Monster once. It was like a horror movie. Now I drink it daily.
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The first time you drink Monster and it tastes like a wet sock. But you drink it all anyway. You're obsessed now. That's the F. C. W. M.
First Monster was like drinking a wet sock. Still drank the whole can.
Tasted Monster like it was a sock. Now I can't live without it.
First sip of Monster was like a sock. Now I'm a sock lover.
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The first time you drink Monster and it tastes like a hot mess. But you love it. That's when you realize you're doomed. Also called the Energy Hook.
First Monster was a hot mess. Now I'm in love with it.
Tried Monster once. It was a hot mess. Now I can't stop.
First sip of Monster was a hot mess. Now I'm a monster lover.
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The first time you drink Monster and it hits you like a slap. You hate it at first. But then you become best friends with it. That's the F. C. W. M.
First Monster hit like a slap. Now it's my best friend.
Drank Monster once. It slapped me. Now I can't live without it.
First Monster sip was a slap. Now I'm a monster lover.
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