Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Screaming into condoms before marriage is the best way to get someone knocked up twice

My cousin got engaged after she knocked up two guys in one year

He married her just to get out of paying child support

She texts him 'I'm coming for you' every time she sees him

2

Before marriage, you should have sex so much you get someone pregnant twice

He said he'd marry her if she promised to stop knocking people up

She got pregnant again right after the wedding

Her mom said 'you're just like me, I had three kids before I got married'

3

Going from zero to two kids before marriage is how you know you're doing it right

They got engaged after the third pregnancy test

He proposed just to avoid being called 'the dad' again

She kept getting pregnant even after he moved out

4

You don't just have sex before marriage you make people pregnant twice

He got fired for getting pregnant on the job

They had a baby on the bus and no one knew

She started a baby trend before she even got married

5

Before marriage, you have sex like it's your job and get people pregnant like it's your hobby

She got pregnant at work and no one said anything

He got pregnant on a date and now has two kids

They had a baby in the grocery store and no one cared

6

Having sex before marriage is the fastest way to end up with two kids you didn't plan for

They had two kids before the wedding and no one was surprised

He got pregnant on the first date

She knocked up three guys before she got married