f.c.n.b.

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free crib, no bitch... when you're home alone and you're too lazy to find a girl to beat off to

I had F. C. N. B. last night. My roommate was snoring so loud I didn’t even need a girl.

Free crib, no bitch. I was too drunk to text my ex.

No girl, no problem. I just watched my cat chew up my pants and came.

free crib, no bitch... when you're at home alone and you're too tired to find a girl to fight with

F. C. N. B. because I was too tired to text my ex and argue with her.

I had F. C. N. B. because my phone died and my ex was offline.

No girl, no problem. I just screamed into a pillow and came.

free crib, no bitch... when you're at home alone and you're too dumb to find a girl to laugh at you

F. C. N. B. because I tried to text my ex and she said I was ugly.

I had F. C. N. B. because I got blocked by my crush and my dog ate my homework.

No girl, no problem. I just cried into a pizza box and came.