F*ckwittery

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Stupid behaviour that makes your brain shut off forever

My boss said we should all work from the moon next week.

I tried to explain math to my dog. He just stared at me like I was a bad pizza.

The company decided to replace coffee with wine. At 9 AM.

When you do something so dumb, even your grandma sighs in disappointment

My friend tried to text his ex while driving. He hit a duck.

The office voted to make Monday the new Saturday. No one knows why.

I tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It was a mistake.

The art of making simple things complicated and then complaining about it

They turned a coffee machine into a rocket. And it still didn't work.

The company changed the password every week. And it was 'password123'.

We had to fill out 20 forms to get a coffee. And it was free.

When your brain is so tired, it just gives up and starts talking to ducks

I stayed up until 3 AM watching cat videos. My brain is now a cat.

My boss said we should all take a nap at 10 AM. No one took it seriously.

I tried to do my taxes. Now my brain is on vacation.

Making the simplest decision feel like a life-or-death battle

We spent two hours arguing over what colour the coffee cups should be.

The office voted on whether to use 'hello' or 'hi' in emails. It was a tie.

We had a meeting to decide if the printer should be on or off.