F*ckered

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a state where you're so ruined you might as well be dead

My morning coffee tasted like my ex's lies. I'm f*ckered.

I tried to fix my car. Now it's broken and I'm broke. I'm f*ckered.

My pants fell down in front of my boss. I'm f*ckered.

when life throws you a punch and you don't see it coming

I lost my phone and my keys. I'm f*ckered.

My dog ate my homework. I'm f*ckered.

I got stuck in a traffic jam during a downpour. I'm f*ckered.

when you're so messed up you might need a new identity

I failed my math test and my mom yelled. I'm f*ckered.

I drank too much and now I'm hungover. I'm f*ckered.

I spilled coffee on my shirt and my boss saw. I'm f*ckered.

when you're so bad off you wish you were in prison

I got a D on my science project. I'm f*ckered.

My hair is gone and I can't afford a haircut. I'm f*ckered.

I got fired and my cat hates me. I'm f*ckered.

a condition where everything goes wrong at once

My computer crashed and my dog bit me. I'm f*ckered.

I lost my job and my phone. I'm f*ckered.

My pants fell down and my boss laughed. I'm f*ckered.