Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When every single f! uck me you ever said comes back to haunt you like a f! cking ghost

My f! ckening started when I skipped homework 50 times.

I got f! ckened when my dog ate my math test.

He said 'f! ck me' 10 times. Now he's getting f! ckened.

2

It's the confusing mess you get when someone mixes up your words and you're like 'what the f! ck?'

'What the f! ck is happening?' she said after I said 'f! ck the what?'.

He said 'f! ck the what?' and now we're both confused.

She mixed up my words and it turned into a f! ckening.

3

It's like the biggest party ever but with people getting messed up and everyone's doing weird stuff

The f! ckening started when the whole class ran out of the room screaming.

My dog had a f! ckening with my neighbor's cat.

The party turned into a f! ckening because everyone started fighting.

4

When your whole team decides to die and leaves you alone to deal with everything

My team all died and now I'm f! ckening the point alone.

He got f! ckened because his team left him on the point.

My team died and now I'm getting f! ckened by the enemy.

5

When a wizard has sex with a girl under a green moon to make dragons

The wizard had sex with a girl and made a dragon.

He did the f! ckening under a green moon.

She had a green moon and a wizard. Now there's a dragon.

6

A time when everything is messed up and nothing makes sense

The f! ckening happened when the teacher yelled at us for no reason.

After the f! ckening, everything was messed up.

The school had a f! ckening and no one knew why.

7

When you're in trouble for something someone else did

I got in trouble for my brother's f! ckening.

She got f! ckened because I did something bad.

My little brother got f! ckened for my mistake.