f*cked up

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A total mess. Like your brain got hit by a truck and your mom’s spaghetti came out your nose.

My life is so f*cked up I woke up in my brother’s cereal box.

This math test was so f*cked up I cried in the principal’s office.

My dad’s f*cked up. He tried to start a band with his dog.

When everything goes wrong at once. Like your pants catch fire and your lunch goes to the moon.

My day was f*cked up because I ate my homework and got detention.

My dog ate my math test and my sister cried.

My mom’s f*cked up. She tried to talk to the ghost of my uncle.

So bad it hurts. Like your brain is on fire and your shoes are talking to you.

My life is f*cked up. I tried to do my math homework and failed at being alive.

My day was f*cked up because my dad wore my mom’s socks to work.

My brother is f*cked up. He tried to ride a goat to school.

When things are so wrong they might as well be right. Like your brain is upside down and your shoes are flying.

My life is f*cked up. I tried to do my math homework and ended up in the hospital.

My sister is f*cked up. She tried to talk to the moon and got yelled at by the sun.

My dog is f*cked up. He tried to eat my homework and got a ticket.

When everything is a disaster and you’re not even sure why. Like your brain is melting and your shoes are singing.

My day was f*cked up because I tried to eat my math homework and got sick.

My brother is f*cked up. He tried to start a fire with his socks.

My mom is f*cked up. She tried to talk to the ghost of my uncle and got yelled at by the sun.