f*cked

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Totally destroyed; completely ruined; like your brain got hit by a truck and your pants got soaked by a waterfall.

My math test was f*cked. I forgot how to add. I’m now f*cked.

I ate three burgers and f*cked my stomach. Now I can’t sit down.

I got f*cked by my dog. He peed on my homework.

A word for little kids who are too scared to say f*cked. Like they’re hiding under their beds and praying the f*cked word doesn’t escape their mouth.

My brother says ‘f*cked up’ instead of ‘f*cked’ because he’s a baby.

My mom told me to say ‘f*cked up’ because she’s a religious lunatic.

I said ‘f*cked’ in church and my pastor turned into a monster.

When someone gets so wet from a good time that they could swim in their own juice. It’s like they’re a fish in a pool made of love.

She got f*cked and I got f*cked. We both got f*cked.

He was f*cked so hard he forgot his own name.

She got f*cked and I got jealous because I wasn’t f*cked.

When you do the deed with someone who thinks they’re your bestie, but then they vanish like a ghost and leave you high and dry.

He said he loved me, then he ghosted me. Now I’m f*cked.

I had sex with my crush and then he vanished. He ghosted me.

She promised me forever, but then she ghosted me. Now I’m f*cked.