F*ck Puddle

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A big wet mess from when two people go at it like animals. It’s like a lake made of cum and sweat.

My sister’s F*ck Puddle was so big, the whole neighborhood could swim in it.

He left a F*ck Puddle on the floor that could’ve been a new lake.

I stepped in a F*ck Puddle and my socks were ruined for life.

A woman so wet and loose, she could be used as a drink bottle.

That girl’s a F*ck Puddle, I could drink her and still be full.

She’s a F*ck Puddle, I don’t even need a drink.

He said she was a F*ck Puddle, and I believed him.

A puddle so deep, it could swallow a car and still be thirsty.

That street crossing had a F*ck Puddle so deep, my shoes got soaked and I almost drowned.

I walked into a F*ck Puddle and my socks were gone.

The F*ck Puddle was so big, I had to take a boat to get across.

A total mess, like when your mom eats your lunch and then throws it in the trash.

My life is a F*ck Puddle, I can’t even find my socks.

That party was a F*ck Puddle, I had to clean up after everyone.

His room was a F*ck Puddle, I could’ve lived in it.