F.B.B.

She wore a shirt that showed her belly button, but he didn't notice. He just stared at her butt the whole time.

He asked her out because she had a good laugh and a nice smile. Then he blocked her on Instagram after she posted a selfie.

He said he loved her for her brain. Then he left when she brought up politics.

She spent the whole date talking about her cat. He just stared at her legs the whole time.

He asked her what her job was. She said she was a teacher. He said, 'Cool, but I like your butt more.'

She wore a hat to hide her face. He took it off and said, 'Why hide your beauty?' Then he laughed at her.

She told him about her dream job. He said, 'Cool, but I like your face more.'

He asked her what she liked to do. She said she liked to read. He said, 'Cool, but I like your boobs more.'

She talked about her family. He said, 'Cool, but I like your butt more.'