F.A.N.T.A love

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F. A. N. T. A love is when you blow each other and then vanish like a fart in a windstorm. No goodbye. No hello. Just a big fat nothing.
You: 'We good?' Them: 'Yeah.' (Then they blocked you.)
He texted you once. That was it. No 'hope you're well' or 'maybe we'll see each other again.' Just silence.
She posted a selfie with her new guy. You died. Literally.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. A. N. T. A is when you have sex and then both of you go 'meh' and never speak again. It's like a bad breakup but with less drama and more cum.
'Let's just say this was a thing.' Then they went to sleep and never came back.
You had the best sex of your life. Then they left. No note. No text. Just a big 'meh.'
He asked you out. You said yes. Then he never came back. Not even for pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. A. N. T. A is when you get laid and then you both forget each other like you forgot your password. You don't even remember the sex.
You: 'Hey, remember that time we had sex?' Them: 'Nope.'
She posted a story about her new bf. You texted her. She didn't reply.
He said 'I'll see you later' and then vanished like a ghost.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. A. N. T. A is when you have a fling and then you both go 'eh' and forget about each other. It’s like a bad fling but with less effort and more laziness.
You: 'We good?' Them: 'Eh.' (Then they left.)
He said 'I’ll see you later.' You waited. He never came.
She texted you once. Then she was gone. Like magic.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. A. N. T. A is when you have sex and then you both act like it never happened. You don’t even remember the fun.
You: 'Remember when we had sex?' Them: 'Nope.'
He said 'Let’s be friends.' Then he never talked to you again.
She posted a story about her new bf. You died. Literally.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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F. A. N. T. A is when you have a one-time sex party and then you both vanish like a bad decision. No regrets. No closure. Just nothing.
You: 'We good?' Them: 'Yeah.' Then they blocked you.
He said 'Let’s be friends.' Then he never talked to you again.
She posted a story about her new bf. You texted her. She didn’t reply.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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