f.a.m.p.s.

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the worst kind of loser poop that smells like a dead raccoon in a sock
My lunch was f. a. m. p. s. I ate it and cried.
He called my mom f. a. m. p. s. I got mad and hit him.
This game is f. a. m. p. s. I quit and went home.
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the kind of crap that makes your pants stick to your legs and your soul die
My dog ate my homework and it was f. a. m. p. s.
She said I was f. a. m. p. s. I told her to go to hell.
This sandwich was f. a. m. p. s. I threw it at the wall.
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the worst mess you ever saw that makes you wanna punch the sky
My brother’s room was f. a. m. p. s. I almost fainted.
He called my crush f. a. m. p. s. I almost cried.
This pizza was f. a. m. p. s. I threw it out the window.
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