f'age

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A fancy way to say the word you use when you're angry and your brain short-circuits
F'age, I just got fired again!
F'age, my dog ate my homework and my mom found out.
F'age, my ex just texted me and I’m still mad.
2
The word you say when you're too cool to use the regular swear word
F'age, my pizza was cold and I had to eat it in silence.
F'age, I failed my math test and my dad said I’m grounded.
F'age, my friend called me a baby in front of the whole class.
3
The word you say when you're trying to sound smart but it just comes out as a loud scream
F'age! My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study.
F'age! My dog peed on my brand new shoes.
F'age! I spilled my cereal on my homework and now I have to redo it.
4
The word you say when you're too lazy to spell it right but still want to sound tough
F'age, I just got a D on my science test and I’m not even sorry.
F'age, my phone died in the middle of my favorite movie.
F'age, my mom said I can’t play video games until I clean my room.
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The word you use when you're too proud to say the real swear word but still want to show you're mad
F'age, my friend took my last snack and I had nothing to eat.
F'age, I got locked out of my house and I was wearing pajamas.
F'age, my teacher made me stay after school for no reason.
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The word you say when you're too cool to be angry but still want to show your feelings
F'age, my dog ran away and I had to chase him down the street.
F'age, my mom said I have to do my homework and I hate it.
F'age, my friend called me a baby in front of my whole class.
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