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The F. A. G. operon is a bunch of genes stuck together like a bad lunch. They help a guy who’s stuck in jail and can’t get any women to suddenly like other guys. It’s like nature’s way of saying, 'You’re getting shat on, so you might as well eat it.'
'I didn’t ask for this. I just wanted to be in the shower with a guy who looked like a barista.'
'I had to take a guy’s cock in my mouth because there was no barista.'
'This operon is why I’m crying in the prison yard.'