fadush

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You’d need a miracle to run into one. They’re like a mythical creature, but worse.
I saw a fadush in the mall. I think I lost my soul.
My cousin got kissed by a fadush. Now he’s acting weird.
I would trade my left foot for a chance to meet a fadush.
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They’re so rare, you might as well be a god to see one. And even gods get jealous.
I saw a fadush at the gym. I dropped my weights and my dignity.
My mom told me she met a fadush. I don’t believe her. She’s lying.
I would do anything to be friends with a fadush. Even eat my own socks.
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They’re so good, they might just be the best thing ever. And you’ll probably never see one.
I met a fadush in the park. I cried. I also threw a sandwich at a pigeon.
My brother said he saw a fadush. I don’t believe him. He always lies about his video game scores.
If I saw a fadush, I’d probably faint. Or maybe just laugh really hard.
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