fadunker

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#face slap#mushroom mark#grocery store drama

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A guy with a huge cock that whacks you in the face so hard, it leaves a red mushroom-shaped bruise on your cheek, like Mrs. Winslow’s hair.
My buddy got fadunked by a guy in the mall. Now his face looks like a bad hair day.
She was fadunked by her boyfriend in the middle of the grocery store. People were staring.
He fadunked me at the gym. I had a mushroom on my face for a week.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The squelching noise when a wet cock, usually coming out of a girl’s mouth, slaps someone’s face like a soggy pizza.
I heard a fadunker sound in the bathroom. It was like a wet sock hitting a wall.
Her boyfriend fadunked her in the car. The whole street heard it.
The fadunker noise came from the back of the bus. Everyone turned around.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you hit someone’s face with your cock so hard, their cheek turns red like a tomato, and they cry.
He fadunked me at the party. I cried and my face turned red.
She fadunked her brother. He was so mad, he threw a soda at her.
They fadunked each other at the park. Both had red faces.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you swing your cock around like a bat, hitting someone’s face or head, and it hurts like a slap from a giant sausage.
He fadunked me in the hallway. My head felt like it was hit by a brick.
She fadunked her friend in the classroom. The teacher got mad.
They fadunked each other in the kitchen. The whole house heard it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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To hit someone in the face with your cock after you come, leaving a big red mushroom print. It’s like getting hit by a hot dog and a stamp at the same time.
He fadunked me right after he came. I had a big red mushroom on my face.
She fadunked her boyfriend in the kitchen. He got a hot dog print on his cheek.
They fadunked each other at the dinner table. Everyone was laughing.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you take your cock and whack someone’s face really fast, causing their head to shake like a dog with a bone and their neck to hurt like a punch.
He fadunked me so fast, my head was shaking like a dog.
She fadunked her friend in the hallway. Her neck hurt all day.
They fadunked each other in the park. Both had sore necks.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you hit a girl in the face with your cock, just to make her look like a mushroom with a bad hair day.
He fadunked her in the car. She looked like a mushroom with a bad hair day.
She fadunked her friend at the mall. Her face turned red.
They fadunked each other at the party. Both had mushroom faces.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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