Fadunc

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1
To have sex when you're too wasted to care about anything else.
I fadunced in my cousin's living room and woke up on the couch with a soda in my hand.
He fadunced with the barista and now she won't stop sending him pictures of her coffee.
I tried to fadunc and just ended up falling asleep on the floor.
2
To do the deed when you're so high you think you're a superhero.
She fadunced and thought she was flying because of the glitter.
He fadunced and tried to punch the ceiling because it was 'villainous.'
They fadunced and then tried to sing a duet to 'Let It Go.'
3
To have sex when you're so drunk you don't know your own name.
He fadunced and called me 'Mom' the whole time.
They fadunced and then forgot the whole thing happened.
I fadunced and my friend took a video of me crying on the floor.
4
To have sex like you're on a mission from God.
She fadunced with the mailman and said it was 'divine timing.'
They fadunced and called it 'a sacred union.'
He fadunced and said he was 'saving the world.'
5
To have sex when you're so crunk you're basically a monster.
He fadunced and ate a whole pizza during it.
She fadunced and screamed the entire time.
They fadunced and then started a dance party.
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