Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A face so ugly it makes people want to throw up and run away.

I saw him in the hallway and immediately vomited in my lunch.

Her face looked like it was hit by a garbage truck.

He walked in and I instantly wanted to take a nap in a bunker.

2

Someone whose face is so bad it feels like a crime to look at them.

I was forced to stare at him during lunch and it felt like a punishment.

She walked into the room and I wanted to call the cops.

He looked at me and I felt like I’d been robbed.

3

A person so hideous you’d rather fight a dragon than look at them.

I’d take a sword fight over looking at his face any day.

She came in and I wanted to run screaming into the woods.

He smiled and I almost cried.

4

A face so bad it makes your eyes want to quit their job.

I looked at her face and my eyes said 'I’m done.'

He walked in and my eyes went on strike.

Her face was so bad it made my eyes beg for mercy.

5

A person whose face is so gross it makes your brain want to leave your head.

I saw him and my brain started texting my head to get out.

Her face was so bad my brain asked for a vacation.

He looked at me and my brain said 'I’m out.'