Fadster

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A fake hipster who only cares about trends and wearing stupid clothes. They don't know what a beatnik is, but they know what a neon sock is.

'I'm a fadster, not a real hipster. I just wear what my mom buys me.'

'Why are you listening to jazz? That's so 2012.'

'I don't need to know what a vinyl is. I just need to look cool on Instagram.'

A poser who thinks they're cool because they wear a beanie backward and drink cheap beer.

'I'm a fadster, and I'm not afraid to say it.'

'Why are you drinking coffee? I drink beer and it's way cooler.'

'I don't need to know what a mixtape is. I just need a Spotify playlist.'

A guy who thinks he's a hipster but is just a middle-aged man trying to look cool again.

'I'm a fadster, and I'm here to save the world from bad fashion.'

'Why are you reading a book? I just listen to music on my phone.'

'I don't need to know what a poetry slam is. I just need to know what a slam dunk is.'

A fake hipster who only knows one song and wears the same shirt every day.

'I'm a fadster, and I'm here to make you all look silly.'

'Why are you wearing a flannel? I wear the same shirt every day.'

'I don't need to know what a beat is. I just need to know what a beat-up car is.'

A person who thinks they're a hipster but only knows how to take a selfie and drink a latte.

'I'm a fadster, and I'm here to take over the world.'

'Why are you reading a magazine? I just take selfies and drink lattes.'

'I don't need to know what a poetry slam is. I just need to know what a slam is.'

A guy who thinks he's a hipster but only knows how to drink beer and complain about the weather.

'I'm a fadster, and I'm here to ruin your day.'

'Why are you listening to music? I just drink beer and complain about the weather.'

'I don't need to know what a beat is. I just need to know what a beer is.'