fadris

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Clothes piled so high they look like a mountain of junk in a landfill

My closet is a fadri. I wear the same shirt 10 times a week.

My mom’s wardrobe is a fadri. It smells like a gym sock.

My brother’s closet is a fadri. He can’t find a pair of pants without digging.

A person so ugly they make your dog cry. They’re stupid, stink like a dead rat, and nobody likes them.

My neighbor is a fadri. He wears socks with sandals and talks to himself.

My cousin is a fadri. He smells like he hasn’t showered since the dinosaurs.

My teacher is a fadri. He eats pizza for breakfast and still can’t spell 'Wednesday.'

A person so hot they make your mom jealous. They look like a grandpa but act like a rockstar. Being a fadri is the best thing ever.

My uncle is a fadri. He wears a bowtie and plays chess like it’s a battle.

My neighbor’s dad is a fadri. He drinks wine and still looks good at 70.

My grandpa is a fadri. He dances like nobody’s watching and still gets the best grandkids.