fadraded

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To be so wasted and washed out you look like a sad pizza that got left in the sun.
I fadraded at the party and got kicked out for yelling at the ceiling.
My cousin fadraded so hard he tried to drink a lamp.
I fadraded and cried at a burger commercial.
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When you’re so drunk you can’t tell if you’re faded or just dead inside.
I fadraded and tried to text my mom but just sent a picture of a cat.
My friend fadraded and thought his shoes were talking to him.
I fadraded and tried to dance with a wall.
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To be so drunk you’re like a ghost who also drinks.
I fadraded and tried to eat a whole pizza by myself.
My brother fadraded and tried to kiss the fridge.
I fadraded and screamed at my phone for no reason.
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When you're so faded and wasted you’re like a broken soda can that also threw up.
I fadraded and tried to fight my shadow.
My sister fadraded and thought her dog was a magician.
I fadraded and cried because the lights were too bright.
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To be so faded and drunk you think the moon is your ex.
I fadraded and tried to sing a whole song to my sock.
My dad fadraded and tried to dance with a chair.
I fadraded and thought my mom was a robot.
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When you’re so faded and wasted you’re like a burnt-out toaster who also drinks.
I fadraded and tried to talk to my plants.
My friend fadraded and thought his phone was alive.
I fadraded and screamed at a banana.
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