fadoy

My cousin is a fadoy. He wears a hat inside out and talks to his plants.

That guy at the bus stop is a fadoy. He wears socks with sandals and screams at pigeons.

My teacher called me a fadoy because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

My neighbor is a fadoy. He wears sunglasses at noon and eats cereal for dinner.

The guy who tried to propose to my dog is a fadoy. He wore a tutu and a crown.

My little brother is a fadoy. He wears socks on his hands and cries when he loses at Uno.

My friend is a fadoy. He dances in the grocery store and talks to the milk.

The man on the train is a fadoy. He wore a cape and shouted, ‘I am the king of the subway!’

My mom called my dad a fadoy because he wore pajamas to work and ate a sandwich at 10 PM.