Fadore

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A dumbass's messed-up way of spelling 'fedora.' Also what you call a guy who takes your money and gives you a hard time.
Hey dude, your fadore is so ugly it looks like it was stolen from a clown's closet.
My cousin got a fadore for his birthday and it's just a hat with a weird twist.
That guy at the mall tried to sell me a fadore and it was just a hat with a sticker on it.
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A heart symbol that stupid girls put everywhere, like on their AIM profiles or in love letters. It's just a fancy way of saying 'I like you' and it's stupid.
My ex put 10 hearts in her email and it looked like a toddler made it.
My girlfriend sent me a text with 3 hearts and I felt like I was getting a puppy.
That girl in class put a heart in every sentence and I wanted to die.
3
Fucking adorable. Like when a kid does a backflip and eats a taco at the same time.
That puppy did a little dance and it was so fadoric I wanted to hug it.
My niece smiled at me and I felt like I was on drugs.
My dog ran into the house and I was fadoric for a full minute.
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Anything that's super cute, like a baby wearing a hat made of glitter and confetti.
That baby in the park was fadoric and I wanted to take him home.
My cat sat on my laptop and I was fadoric for 10 minutes straight.
The kid in the class drew a perfect heart and I was fadoric for life.
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A word my 8-year-old made up to be extra cute. It's like 'adorable' but with more stupid.
My kid said 'fadore' and I wanted to cry.
That kid made up 'fadore' and I had to laugh for 5 minutes.
My little brother came up with 'fadore' and I was fadoric.
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A teacher who's so bad he poops his pants in front of the class and calls it 'fadoric.'
My teacher pooped his pants and called it 'fadore' and I wanted to die.
Miss Fador pooped in front of the class and I got a detention.
That teacher pooped and called it fadoric and I was fadoric for life.
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