fadorable

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Fucking cute. Like a baby raccoon wearing a crown of glitter and screaming into a kazoo.
My dog just did a backflip into my cereal. Fadorable.
My mom texted me a picture of my dad wearing sunglasses at 7 AM. Fadorable.
My brother’s goldfish is doing interpretive dance. Fadorable.
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Wearing a fedora so well it’s like the hat is in love with you.
My uncle shows up to every party in a fedora and a tuxedo. Fadorable.
My friend’s dad wears a fedora to work every day. Fadorable.
I saw a guy wearing a fedora in the grocery store. Fadorable.
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Something so cute it makes you want to hug it, punch it, and cry at the same time.
My baby sister’s face when she ate a whole pizza. Fadorable.
My dog’s face when he thinks he’s winning the game. Fadorable.
My dad’s face when he thinks he’s got a plan. Fadorable.
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A stupid word made by a kid who thinks they’re a genius and put hearts everywhere.
My kid’s text: ‘I <3 you, mom.’ Fadorable.
My kid sent me a message with ten hearts. Fadorable.
My kid drew a heart on my math test. Fadorable.
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A dumb way to spell ‘fedora’ or a guy who wears a hat and takes your money.
My friend tried to spell ‘fedora’ as ‘fadorable.’ Fadorable.
My teacher said my friend was a ‘male Indian prostitute.’ Fadorable.
My friend wore a hat and took my lunch money. Fadorable.
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A teacher who’s so bad he poops his pants and still grades you.
My teacher pooped his pants during a math test. Fadorable.
My teacher screamed at me and pooped his pants. Fadorable.
My teacher pooped his pants and still gave me a D. Fadorable.
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