Fadoozle

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A weird and confusing mess that happens when the universe takes a crap on your life.

I woke up to my cat wearing my sock and my mom yelling at the TV.

My math test looked like a foreign language and my dog ate my pencil.

I tried to cook breakfast and now the kitchen looks like a warzone.

When something is so good it makes you want to scream and hug your best friend at the same time.

That pizza was so good I cried and then ate the whole box.

My dog did a backflip and I was like, 'what the hell is happening?'.

My mom gave me extra allowance and I felt like a million bucks.

When you rub your nipple while drinking milk and your brain short-circuits.

I was drinking milk and my nipple started doing the cha-cha.

My nipple was dancing and my brain was like, 'what is this madness?'.

I rubbed my nipple while drinking milk and my neighbor called the cops.