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He thought he was getting a free pizza, but it was just a trap with a rat inside.

She signed a contract with a lawyer who turned out to be her ex.

He believed the sky was green and sold his car for a bag of beans.

He thought he was rich, but he was just rich in imaginary money.

She believed the moon was made of cheese and gave up her job to chase it.

He sold his soul for a sandwich and now he’s stuck in a bakery.

He bought a fake diamond for $2000 and it was just a rock.

She invested all her money in a business that sold hotdogs shaped like cows.

He believed a guy who said he could turn his hair into gold for $5.

He thought he was a king, but he was just a guy in a cape.

She believed the clouds were made of cookies and gave up her house for a cloud.

He sold his dog for a bag of rocks and now he’s homeless.

He thought he was getting a job, but it was just a gig at a chicken restaurant.

She believed she could fly and now she’s stuck in a tree.

He sold his mom’s house for a single pizza.