fadoozer

My cousin is a fadoozer. He once cried when he lost a game of rock paper scissors.

She called me a fadoozer because I forgot her birthday again.

My dog is a fadoozer. He barked at a vacuum cleaner like it was a dragon.

He’s a fadoozer. He flunked math and still didn’t get why it was hard.

My friend’s a fadoozer. He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat was screaming.

My neighbor is a fadoozer. He tried to mow the lawn and ran over his own dog.

She’s a fadoozer. She thinks she’s a rock star, but she can’t even sing in tune.

My brother is a fadoozer. He wears a hat inside and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My teacher called me a fadoozer for not doing my homework and then eating a sandwich in class.

He’s a fadoozer. He tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and his own hair.

My mom called me a fadoozer because I spilled coffee on my shirt and my pants.

My friend’s a fadoozer. He tried to do a cartwheel and face-planted into a wall.

She’s a fadoozer. She couldn’t even tie her shoes properly and cried about it.

My dad is a fadoozer. He tried to fix the TV and now it’s broken and he’s mad.

My dog is a fadoozer. He tried to catch a ball and fell into a pond.