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a man who looks like a beach body but has a face that could scare a ghost
He’s got the body of a god but the face of a monster.
I dated him for a month and still don’t know why.
He’s the reason I don’t trust gym selfies anymore.
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a guy who looks like he was sculpted by God but got the face of a used toilet
He’s like a statue, but his face makes me want to run.
I asked him out, he said yes, then I cried.
He’s the human version of a bad haircut.
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a man who has the body of a superhero but the face of a cursed donut
He looks like he could save the world, but his face is a nightmare.
He’s the reason I now avoid donuts.
I tried to flirt with him, he just stared at me like I was a bad idea.