fadoogadoogs

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The saggy, flappy mess that hangs off your arm like it's been through a war and doesn't care
My fadoogadoogs look like they're about to take a nap.
I tried to flex, but my fadoogadoogs just laughed at me.
My fadoogadoogs are so loose, they have their own zip code.
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The flabby, hanging bits that make you look like you've been eating donuts since the 80s
My fadoogadoogs are so big, they have their own Instagram.
I tried to do a bicep curl, but my fadoogadoogs just waved hello.
My fadoogadoogs are like the sidekicks of my biceps.
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The wobbly, hanging meat that makes you look like you’ve been sitting on a couch for 30 years
My fadoogadoogs shake like they’re doing the cha-cha.
I tried to show off, but my fadoogadoogs just gave me a side-eye.
My fadoogadoogs are so loose, they have a life of their own.
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The loose, flappy meat that makes you look like you’ve been eating cake and watching TV all day
My fadoogadoogs look like they're about to fall off.
I tried to do a push-up, but my fadoogadoogs just sighed.
My fadoogadoogs are so loose, they're getting their own passport.
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The saggy, hanging bits that make you look like you’ve been holding a bag of chips for too long
My fadoogadoogs are so saggy, they're like a hammock for my arm.
I tried to flex, but my fadoogadoogs just gave me a thumbs down.
My fadoogadoogs are like the saddest part of my body.
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The wobbly mess that hangs off your arm like it's been dancing all night and doesn't want to stop
My fadoogadoogs are wobbling like they're in a salsa line.
I tried to do a bicep curl, but my fadoogadoogs just shook it off.
My fadoogadoogs are so wobbly, they’re getting a standing ovation.
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