fadoodle

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1
A fancy word for the dong. Use it when you're stuck in a situation and can't say the real word for the dong, like when you're in church or talking to your mom.
I saw the pastor's dong in the church
My mom asked what I was doing in the bathroom
I told my teacher I had a fadoodle in my pants
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A flapjacks. Just a pancake, but with more attitude.
I ate a fadoodle for breakfast
My dad made me a fadoodle for dinner
I got a fadoodle for my birthday
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It's like cuddling, but you go straight for the goods and forget the fluff. No slow stuff, just fast and messy.
I did a fadoodle with my crush in the hallway
My brother did a fadoodle with my sister in the living room
I did a fadoodle with my best friend in the gym
4
Sticking your finger up a butt. The messier, the better.
I did a fadoodle with my friend in the car
I got caught doing a fadoodle in the bathroom
I did a fadoodle with my brother in the kitchen
5
Daydreaming and doodling during meetings. You're not paying attention, and you're probably thinking about something much better.
I did a fadoodle during math class
I did a fadoodle during the lunch meeting
I did a fadoodle during the teacher's presentation
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Wild sex. No rules. No limits. Just pure chaos and fun.
I had a fadoodle with my crush at the party
I did a fadoodle with my best friend in the park
I had a fadoodle with my mom in the car
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A fancy way to say 'fuck.' Use it when you want to sound cool but still curse.
I said fadoodle to my teacher
I texted my crush fadoodle
I called my mom a fadoodle
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