Fadoobadah

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The saggy skin hanging off your armpits like a sad deflated balloon after a bad diet.
My aunt’s fadoobadah looks like it’s been dipped in gravy and left in the oven.
I can see my fadoobadah from the mirror and it’s judging me.
My fadoobadah is so big it has its own zip code.
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The flabby mess under your arms that makes you wish you had a second job just to pay for surgery.
My fadoobadah is so bad it should have its own Instagram page.
I tried to lift weights, but my fadoobadah just laughed in my face.
My fadoobadah is like a sad muffin that’s been left out in the rain.
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The soft, wrinkly skin under your arms that makes you look like you’ve been eating tacos for 10 years straight.
My fadoobadah is so bad it’s got its own Twitter account and it’s always tweeting about how bad it feels.
I tried to wear a dress, but my fadoobadah spilled out and it ruined everything.
My fadoobadah is like a used sock that’s been left in the laundry for a decade.
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