Fadonna

My cousin’s a fadonna. He cries every time she sings 'Like a Virgin.'

He bought a Madonna statue and put it in his bathroom.

He tried to convince me to wear a bra to school because Madonna did it.

He texts me every day about a new Madonna song. It’s like being stalked by a glittery kid.

He wore a Madonna shirt to the funeral. It was disrespectful.

He tried to dance like Madonna in front of the whole school.

He said Madonna’s face is the only thing he wants to see when he dies.

He named his dog after Madonna. It’s called 'Lucky.'

He cried when she took off her bra. It was a tragedy.