Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

throwing your stiff meat like a missile at the face of a girl who probably doesn't deserve it

My mom fadonked my cousin because he called her a fat cow

My bro fadonked his crush during lunch and now she's crying

My teacher fadonked my friend because he made a joke about her bald spot

2

slapping someone with your dong like you're trying to beat them up

My dad fadonked my sister when she said he had bad breath

My crush fadonked me during a test and I failed

My mom fadonked my brother because he stole her cookies

3

whipping your flacid meat across someone's face like it's a pizza delivery

My neighbor fadonked my dog because he peed on his lawn

My brother fadonked his friend because he lost the game

My mom fadonked my dad because he forgot her birthday

4

getting hit in the face with a long and hard cock, like it's a surprise

My crush fadonked me in front of my friends and I was so embarrassed

My brother fadonked my friend because he made a joke about him

My dad fadonked my mom because she said he had bad hair

5

a loud slap with your dong, like it's a sound effect from a movie

My teacher fadonked me because I talked too much

My crush fadonked me during lunch and I got a detention

My mom fadonked my brother because he said she was ugly

6

what Dan's dad does to him with a big mexican cock, like it's a punishment

Dan fadonked by his dad every time he got bad grades

Dan got fadonked in front of his friends and was so embarrassed

Dan's dad fadonked him because he said he was ugly

7

when a girl is giving a terrible blow job and the guy hits her face with his dong

My friend got fadonked by his crush because she was giving a terrible blow job

My brother got fadonked by his crush because she was scratching his penis

My dad got fadonked by his crush because she was giving a terrible blow job and scratching his cock