fadong

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To grab your wiener and whack someone with it. Also used when you get beat up or humiliated so bad you feel like a loser.
My cousin fadonged my uncle at the family reunion. He still hasn't forgiven him.
She fadonged me in front of my crush. I now live in shame.
He fadonged the principal. The principal cried.
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A fancy way for old people to say wiener. They use it when you’re all naked and washing off in the tub like a baby.
My grandpa called my wiener a fadong when I was six. I cried.
My grandma said my brother’s fadong was bigger than hers.
I told my grandpa I didn’t need a fadong anymore. He said I was a monster.
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To flick your finger across someone’s face or any part of their body. It’s like a mini slap but with more attitude.
She fadonged me in the face during lunch. I got a detention.
He fadonged his teacher’s head. The teacher got a headache.
I fadonged my little brother. He cried and told my mom.
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