FadMad

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A person who looks like a squid that just came out of the ocean and kicked your mom's ass.
My cousin is a FadMad. He came out of the sea and took my lunch money.
I saw a FadMad in the school hallway. He had tentacles and a face like a grumpy old man.
My teacher said I was a FadMad because I ate the entire pizza and didn't share.
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Someone who looks like a sea monster that smells like old socks and eats your homework.
My brother is a FadMad. He took my math test and turned it into a squid drawing.
I saw a FadMad in the mall. He had 10 arms and asked me for a soda.
My dog is a FadMad. He eats my shoes and looks at me like I owe him money.
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A guy who looks like he came from the ocean and has no idea what a shower is.
My neighbor is a FadMad. He lives in a pool and talks to fish.
I saw a FadMad in the park. He was eating a hot dog with his hands and four arms.
My friend is a FadMad. He came to my birthday party and brought a crab for a gift.
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