Fadling

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A weird beast that can do anything if he wants to, even if it’s stupid and pointless.
He turned his nose into a flute and played it in the middle of a math test.
He once ate a whole pizza in one bite and then cried because it was too spicy.
He turned his homework into a karate tournament and lost because he forgot to tie his shoes.
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Also called ‘Faceling’ or ‘Fiddling’ on Facebook. It’s when a guy is so hot and rich that he can’t be bothered with one girl. He needs at least five different ones every day.
He posted a selfie with five girls and said, ‘This is my breakfast.’
He turned down a million-dollar job offer just to go to a strip club.
He sent a DM to his ex: ‘You were okay, but I had better options.’
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He’s the ultimate alpha male. He’s good-looking, has a huge cock, and every sigma male wants to be him. One woman can’t satisfy him. He needs five different women every day.
He walked into a bar and said, ‘I want five women. Now.’
He asked his mom to bring him five friends from school for dinner.
He sent a text to his girlfriend: ‘You’re cute, but I’m out with five other girls right now.’
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