Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman so stunning and driven she makes your life look like a bad choice.

She got a promotion and a new car in the same day. No one even blinked.

He proposed during a meeting. She said yes and then asked for a raise.

She walked in and the whole office forgot how to breathe.

2

A woman who looks like a goddess and acts like she owns the place.

She wore a suit and heels and still looked like a supermodel.

She took over the project and the boss said, 'Okay, I'll just sit here and watch.'

She laughed at the joke and then made the joke happen.

3

A woman who’s so pretty and sharp she makes your brain feel like it’s been hit with a hammer.

She asked me a question and I had no idea how to answer it.

She got the job and I got the coffee. No arguments.

She smiled and I immediately forgot my own name.

4

A woman who’s so good-looking and driven she makes your life feel like a waste of time.

She got a promotion and I got a new coffee mug. Big deal.

She walked in and I forgot how to type.

She had a plan and I had a plan to avoid plans.

5

A woman so pretty and powerful she makes your life feel like a side note in a story.

She took the lead and I got the note pad. Classic.

She had a speech and I had a snack. Not bad.

She got the job and I got the office. Still not bad.

6

A woman who looks like a queen and acts like she’s been waiting for this moment her whole life.

She walked in and the meeting stopped. No one even noticed.

She got the promotion and I got the coffee. Again.

She smiled and I immediately forgot my own name. Again.