Fadlassi

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A Fadlassi is when a woman pees standing up like a man and then cries because she still got it wrong.
My cousin tried to pee standing up and ended up peeing on her brother. Classic Fadlassi.
She said she was a Fadlassi, but then she peed on the floor. No one believes her now.
My mom tried to pee standing up and got a yeast infection. That’s a Fadlassi with a side of regret.
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A Fadlassi is when a girl tries to act cool while peeing like a guy but ends up looking like a fool.
She stood up to pee and it came out like a firehose. Total Fadlassi moment.
My friend tried to be a Fadlassi but peed on her shoes. Now she’s stuck with that shame.
She said she was a Fadlassi, but then she peed on the toilet paper. That’s not cool, that’s sad.
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A Fadlassi is when a woman tries to pee like a man and ends up with a mess no one asked for.
She tried to pee standing up and it hit the ceiling. That’s a Fadlassi for the books.
My sister peed standing up and got peed on by her dog. Fadlassi levels: maximum.
She called herself a Fadlassi, but then she peed on her pants. No one respects her anymore.
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