fadjimical

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1
A fake swear word you use when you can’t think of a real one and you’re too lazy to make it up
"That was fadjimical," he said, avoiding eye contact.
She called the waiter fadjimical after he spilled coffee on her shirt.
He yelled, "This is the fadjimical-est day of my life!"
2
A swear word that’s just a disguise for your lack of vocabulary and your inability to be mad
"That’s fadjimical," he said, barely hiding a smile.
She said, "I can’t believe he called me fadjimical."
He muttered, "This is fadjimical, I swear."
3
The perfect excuse to sound like you’re angry without actually being mad
"That was fadjimical," he said, while eating a sandwich.
She said, "I’m not mad, I’m just fadjimical."
He yelled, "You’re fadjimical, I’m fadjimical, we’re all fadjimical!"
4
A word you throw out when you’re too tired to think of a real swear word and your brain is basically dead
"That was fadjimical," he said, while trying to fall asleep.
She whispered, "He called me fadjimical."
He said, "This is the fadjimical-est thing I’ve ever seen."
5
A swear word that doesn’t mean anything but sounds like it does, just to make you feel fancy
"That was fadjimical," he said, trying to sound cool.
She said, "He called me fadjimical, and I believed it."
He yelled, "This is fadjimical, I swear!"
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