Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The funniest and most annoying thing you can have in your pants.

My fadinkle is so big it got a job at the zoo.

I told my fadinkle to go on vacation and it came back with a tan.

My fadinkle is the reason I failed math.

2

A magical stick that makes you laugh and also makes your mom cry.

My fadinkle is so strong it broke the internet.

I showed my fadinkle to my teacher and got sent to the principal's office.

My fadinkle is so loud it wakes up my dog at 3 a. m.

3

The reason your pants are so proud.

My fadinkle is so good it got a standing ovation.

I told my fadinkle it was ugly and now it’s crying.

My fadinkle is so famous it has a Twitter account.

4

A tiny monster that lives in your pants and laughs at your problems.

My fadinkle is so tiny it lives in my sock drawer.

My fadinkle eats my homework for breakfast.

My fadinkle is so mean it gave my dog a belly ache.

5

A dancing stick that makes you feel like a superhero.

My fadinkle dances every time I eat pizza.

I told my fadinkle it was a failure and now it’s singing.

My fadinkle is so cool it got a degree.

6

A magical stick that makes your life better and your mom’s day worse.

My fadinkle made my math test easier and my dog’s life harder.

My fadinkle is so magical it turned my math teacher into a chicken.

I gave my fadinkle a lollipop and now it’s happy.