Fadinka Flop

My boner died mid-sentence. I was explaining my tax strategy. Now I'm just sad.

He had a boner the size of Texas. Then it flopped. Now it's the size of a raisin.

I tried to flirt with my boss. My boner died. My boss gave me a raise. That’s a win.

I saw her in the grocery store. My cock got hard. Then I remembered she cheated. Now it's like a deflated balloon.

My boner died so fast it made me cry. I was eating pizza.

I walked into the room. My cock was ready. Then I saw my mom. Now it's like it was never there.

My boner died during a Zoom call. My boss didn’t notice. My soul now has a crater.

He had a boner so big it could crush a car. Then it died. Now it's just a sad noodle.

I tried to impress my crush. My boner died. Now I have a crater in my soul and a broken heart.

My cock stood tall in the morning. By noon, it was flat. I'm just a sad pancake now.

He had a boner so strong it could lift a truck. Then it flopped. Now it's just a sad pancake.

I was about to make a move. My cock laid flat. Now I'm just a sad pancake with a broken dream.

My boner died like an elephant in a garbage can. The whole office heard it.

He had a boner so loud it woke up the neighbors. Then it died. Now it's just a quiet mess.

I was trying to be cool. My boner died like an elephant in a garbage can. Now I'm just cool in a sad way.

My boner died so fast my soul screamed. My pants cried. Now I'm just a sad man with a broken soul.

He had a boner so strong it could fight dragons. Then it died. Now my soul screamed and my pants cried.

I was about to make a move. My boner died so fast it made my soul scream. Now I'm just a man with a broken soul.